My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I feel great
I just peed on a car
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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