it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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