I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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