its not stalking. its research.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
someone owes me an orgasm
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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