ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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