How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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