Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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