i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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