belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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