But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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