You just made me feel so damn special
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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