Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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