I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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