He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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