This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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