Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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