I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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