i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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