new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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