oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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