Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I want a musical about memes.
I party with great urgency now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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