the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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