I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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