oh god the rape fog is back!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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