You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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