Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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