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  my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already

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• (559): View more from California

  I queefed so loud it echoed.

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• (626): View more from California

  Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life

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• (626): View more from California

  This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night

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• (813): View more from Florida

  She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.

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