Me. At least after what I've been through.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most