it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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