Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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