What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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