Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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