I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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