Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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