btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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