i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
tell me about the eggs
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