Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
