I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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