I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
