now i know why i became what i already was.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
my nose is crying tears of wow.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
