Porn is love you can see.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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