One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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