idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So much rum. So many feels.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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