dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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