This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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