Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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