Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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