ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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