I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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