I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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