i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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