So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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