did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
false alarm. still invincible.
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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