Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
